Monthly Archive for July, 2010

This book will change your life (Part 3, Day 13: The 3 days later edition)

Life_picture DAY 13
Send a letter to a Mass Murderer.

For this task I chose Richard Ramirez aka The Night Stalker. 13 victims, currently on Death Row in San Quentin Penitentiary in California… he also has amazing bone structure.

Dear Richard Ramirez,

This has been a subject that I haven’t touched on in my blog. I told myself I wouldn’t be THAT guy and write about this. Everyone was doing it and everyone was doing it the exact same way. Big deal, who cares. But I feel it is as good of a time as any to tackle this because at least you’ll be willing to listen as I doubt there’s actually much else for you to do. And you won’t argue back either which makes me “right” by default.

Fact of the matter is, I’m not sure I actually liked the Lost finale.

As an episode it was solid. The Jack and Locke battle on the edge of cliff was, as the kiddies like to say, pretty fucking epic. As Jack foolishly dove toward the knife-wielding Locke, I felt a sudden rush of adrenaline that carried me through that inconvenient commercial break. Even the opening of the finale was fantastic as it set the general tone. When the show ended, I felt satisfied.

But then a few days passed and I realized I actually kind of wasn’t.

I’m not gonna go into what was answered and what was not. Do a quick Google search and you’ll find people who will bombard you with some list. Why did this happen, why did this person say that, what was that thing from Season 3 that I saw etc etc. For the most part these lists are fairly accurate and that’s what bugs me.

You see, vague endings are fine. Christopher Nolan…

My hero
My god
The one man I’d go gay for

has blessed us with such endings in the past. Throughout his films, things happen that can’t quite be explained. But the beauty of it is, he’ll leave plenty of clues and imply a lot of things that can help the viewer along and answer some questions. Eternal Sunshine…

the greatest movie of all time

also did this very well. Almost to the point where it’s a little scary. But the Lost writers didn’t quite accomplish this and I’d go as far as to say they didn’t even try. When you leave an ending that vague you have to leave clues for your viewer throughout. It’s almost required. I want to be able to do a massive rewatch and suddenly “get” everything. But I know for a fact I won’t be able to. Even if I went back to specifically find some answers, I’ll only be more confused:

“We’re gonna use the wheel to channel the light… and the waterrrrrrrrrr THE FUCKING ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!?

Now I don’t mind a good mystery. You murdered 13 (or so) people apparently. You created a mystery for the people who chose to pursue you. You kept the authorities guessing. You frustrated them. Lost was very good at this. But in Lost, there was no orange Toyota (…why would you steal an ORANGE Toyota?). There was no “A-ha” moment. Only “A…ha? I guess? I don’t know…”

We all watched this show under the impression that eventually things would be explained, but goddammit Rich they never were. In the end, you and I are supposed to believe that this show was completely about the characters but I don’t buy it. This show was constantly about the island and it’s mysteries. So much in fact that in many scenes, I often felt the characters were acting against themselves in order to protect these mysteries. I can’t count how many times I said to myself “shouldn’t he be asking him about [insert obvious question here] instead of having this mundane conversation about this one thing that barely matters?”. And lest we forget:

“Hey Jacob where’s your BROTHER? Have you seen your BROTHER… Jacob? (I’m not gonna say his name like any normal person would because the writers won’t let me)

It was tiring. Even more tiring were the conversations where two lead characters would sit down for what you assumed would be a revealing conversation. They would sit across from each other, there would be long pauses, dramatic camera angles and maybe even a commercial break in between. Then in the end, you would be nodding slowly, squinting your eyes trying to take in what was said and all of a sudden you’d be hit with the realization that THEY DIDN’T SAY JACK SHIT!!@!

Through it all Rich I do still love lost. I think seasons 1-4 were completely brilliant and even 5 had some great moments but I still can’t give it a pass. In the end, I’m confident this letter helped you understand better just what it means to take a life. As you sit in jail awaiting your demise, I can only hope that you don’t perish cursing your country for doing what had to be done. Because when all is said and done, who are we to say which way the wind should blow?

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New study shows that ipad owners are generally douchey.

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It’s not exactly official, but should also surprise no one: According to a new study the psychological profile of iPad owners can be summed up as “selfish elites” while have-not critics are “independent geeks.”

Of course the “haves” would probably call the “have nots” “cheap wannabes” to which the “have nots” would retort: “FANBOI!!”

Which is why we should stick to the science.

Consumer research firm MyType conducted the study, in which opinions of 20,000 people were analyzed between March and May. The firm’s conclusion was that iPad owners tend to be wealthy, sophisticated, highly educated and disproportionately interested in business and finance, while they scored terribly in the areas of altruism and kindness. In other words, “selfish elites.”

They are six times more likely to be “wealthy, well-educated, power-hungry, over-achieving, sophisticated, unkind and non-altruistic 30-50 year olds,” MyType’s Tim Koelkebeck told Wired.com.

96 percent those most likely to criticize the iPad, on the other hand, don’t even own one, although as geeks, they were slightly more likely to do so than the average population — and far more likely to have an opinion about the device one way or the other (updated). This group tends to be “self-directed young people who look down on conformity and are interested in videogames, computers, electronics, science and the internet,” said Koelkebeck.

Read the rest of the article here

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SMSG digital lookbook exclusive at Kids with Candy

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Get an exclusive sneak peek at the lookbook you will see scattered and littered about the city in a few weeks. I’m literally gonna be fined and arrested and you know what… life will never be the same.

I’ll send that picture now Jenna.

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This book will change your life (Part 2, Day 4: The redass map edition)

Life_pictureDAY 4

Today, work out your globetrotting plans for the rest of your time on earth, and get on the phone to an accredited travel agent. NB: the State Dept. currently discourages travel to the following countries: Afghanistan, Iraq, North Korea, Turkmenistan, Zimbabwe, North Yemen. been there done that intend to go there this year intend to go there sometime before I die happy never to set foot there in my whole life.

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Now let me explain why my map looks like this. I don’t like traveling. I think its the biggest scam running right now outside of being an early adopter for Mac products (you’re paying to be a field tester you know).

My idea of fun varies from moment to moment. I can have fun where I’m not intended to (predicting whether or not I’d step on something in the street 10 ft before I get to it) and be bored where I’m supposed to be having fun (any loft party I get invited to in Williamsburg). There is no set idea of “fun” in my head.

This fact alone makes me hesitant to travel.

I don’t like the idea of paying to fly somewhere just so I can pay to stay and eat somewhere and MAYbe have a decent time. It’s about the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard of. I’m supposed to pay hundreds of dollars to go somewhere just to see if I like it? My ass. And people do this sorta thing all the time and it never makes much sense to me. Go around paying to look at stuff. I took a trip last year and the main fun I had was when I went rock climbing which is something I could’ve done here a mere 20 minutes from my home.

You see, when it comes to spending I think relatively. The idea of spending $500+ for a flight seems iffy to me because I automatically think of how many other things I can buy with that money. Do I want to pay for a flight to get me to and from some place that I might like or do I want to buy 100 Quiznos subs? Its a no brainer.

I do try and want to travel. Its one of those things that I want to want to do. Like reading the news and keeping a sharp eye on what’s going on in the world. But I can’t force it no matter how hard I try. Besides:

“I’m just gonna end up back here anyways…”

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Mom finds 14 year old son on Facebook and Bangs him… simplest headline of all time.

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mommyPONTIAC, Mich. — A woman who pleaded guilty to having sex with the biological son she gave up for adoption and later tracked down on the Internet has been sentenced nine years to 30 years in prison.

Aimee L. Sword, 36, of Waterford Township apologized at her sentencing Monday in Oakland County Circuit Court. She had pleaded guilty to one count of first-degree criminal sexual conduct in a deal with prosecutors.

Police say Sword used Facebook in 2008 to find her son, who’s now 16. She gave him up for adoption when he was only a few days old, the Detroit Free Press reported.

“When she saw this boy, something just touched off in her — and it wasn’t a mother-son relationship, it was a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship,” the newspaper quoted attorney Mitchell Ribitwer as saying. “Aimee’s searching for a reason why this happened. She can’t understand it. She’s going to get some counseling.”

The boy testified they had sex in Waterford Township and Grand Rapids when he was aged 14.

Waterford Township is 30 miles northwest of Detroit.

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At first I laughed a bit. I thought this was a tragic coincidence where two people met on facebook and didn’t know they were mother and son. But no… that’s not it at all. This story is a bit fucked.

But I still laughed a bit.

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