Monthly Archive for March, 2010

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Bagged milk…

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There are certain aspects about bagged milk that I just don’t understand and I have no desire to actually begin to understand. For the sake of this post, I will remain ignorant about bagged milk because I doubt many other individuals understand it either…

unless they are Canadian.

But how am I supposed to pour this stuff? And if I open it, is every brand of bagged milk resealable? If not, am I supposed to rehouse it in a jar or carton of some sort? And if I do, we go back to problem number one and the other issue would be the fact that rehousing it would defeat the purpose of buying the bagged milk in the first place.

And what problem does this solve? When products are put on the market, I’ve been led to assume that the serve some sort of purpose and solve some sort of problem for someone out there. Who asked for bagged milk and what problem were they trying to address?

Woman charged in breast milk assault on jailer

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OWENSBORO, Ky. – A woman in jail for public intoxication was accused of assaulting a jailer by squirting breast milk at her. WYMT-TV reported that a 31-year-old woman was arrested Thursday on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication. But as she was changing into an inmate uniform, she squirted breast milk into the face of a female deputy who was with her.

The woman now faces a felony charge of third degree assault on a police officer. Her bond was set at $10,000.

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Notable puns:

“Udderly ridiculous”

“The breast defense is a breast offense.”