Forget awkward fumblings in the back of the bus. Junior’s thinking more along the lines of reverse-cowgirl anal
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There really isnt much to say about this article. Im not gonna comment on it… not gonna provide my point of view. But what I WILL do is pull out some amazing quotes so you have an idea of what youre in for.
there is an entire generation of young people who think sex ends with a money shot to the face.
“Pubic hair is disgusting,” Travis says. “Girls should keep their vaginas porn-star trim.” Cody describes his first real-life ejaculate-to-the-face finale like this: “It was the happiest moment of my young life. There is just something about blowing a load in a chick’s face that makes you feel like a man.”
According to a study by the Centers for Disease Control, the number of heterosexuals having anal sex nationwide has almost doubled since 1992.
In Immersion: Porn, a documentary by New York photographer Robbie Cooper, 22-year-old Lindsay sees the act as empowering to women. “Even if she has eight dicks on her face, she’s still the queen of those eight dicks,” she says. “I definitely like come on the face.”
So I pop in Modern Warfare 2. I start the tutorial section and they tell me to crouch and shoot to gain more accuracy etc etc… I do so and it freezes. I reset and try again… it freezes again. At this point I start to accept that the inevitable was occurring. Then it happened… the dreaded red ring of death.
I cursed the heavens realizing that not only would I have to wait to play Modern Warfare, but Left4Dead would also be released next week. There was never any doubt in my mind that I would experience a Red Ring at such a time but not like this… not like this.
I was going to send it right out in anger, but during my morning commute I had another one of those ‘train ride ideas that make no sense’ that Im known for. I figured since MS was paying for shipping on this thing I may as well have fun with it and suck up at the same time. This “Kool Aid and Oatmeal” marketing package could very well be the first of many.
But this one served a very basic purpose. HDMI please.
PLEEEEEEEAAASSEEEEE!@!@!?!??//!?!1212/! I feel like Im stuck in the stone-age over here.
But at the same time I cant help but wonder how long it took to teach all these people the electric slide. I picture some sort of 3 week training program.
It is a constant daily occurrence that I am reminded of the concept: First, last and only impressions
Throughout our lives, we are constantly coming across people whom we will never see again. This concept can give great power or in the same moment take it away. You’ll either end up being that random person I saw on my way to work. Or that person that did that thing that Im going to tell everyone about.
Atlanta fell into the latter category.
On my way to LA this past weekend, there was a brief stop in Atlanta. I’ve heard many good things about this place but I couldn’t quite explore the area since my stop was only for an hour. So I spent my time walking around the airport shocked at the revelation that pretty much every airport Ive been in looks almost exactly the same. I silently scoffed at how unimaginative… someone was.
I wasn’t sure who to blame.
As I entered the bathroom, I approached a urinal and realized that it was already filled with urine and (mysteriously) toilet paper. I knew from experience that one more flush would’ve caused an overflow so I chose the urinal two sections down. Another person walked up and in the first of many odd decisions decided to use the urinal. He pee’d, flushed and as I predicted the toilet overflowed. He then…
Jesus…
He then started chanting “no no no ononoonono”, zipped up his pants and knelt down to try and hold the water in the urinal with his hands and forearms. During this rather fruitless act he mustve realized that:
1. What he was doing was disgusting
2. There were people watching him
I came to only one realization: In Atlanta, they try to catch urine with their bare hands.
I will probably never set foot in Atlanta again so this will always and forever be my impression of it. In my eyes, Atlanta is filled with people who enjoy these things. Am I wrong? Probably. But god help us all if Im right.
The thing that impresses me most about this video is that the old man who was first on the scene either stopped a moving train with his bare hands in some accidental demonstration of power that has been lying dormant or hes not powerful at all and instinctively made an ATTEMPT to stop a moving train with his bare hands.
