Forget awkward fumblings in the back of the bus. Junior’s thinking more along the lines of reverse-cowgirl anal
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There really isnt much to say about this article. Im not gonna comment on it… not gonna provide my point of view. But what I WILL do is pull out some amazing quotes so you have an idea of what youre in for.
there is an entire generation of young people who think sex ends with a money shot to the face.
“Pubic hair is disgusting,” Travis says. “Girls should keep their vaginas porn-star trim.” Cody describes his first real-life ejaculate-to-the-face finale like this: “It was the happiest moment of my young life. There is just something about blowing a load in a chick’s face that makes you feel like a man.”
According to a study by the Centers for Disease Control, the number of heterosexuals having anal sex nationwide has almost doubled since 1992.
In Immersion: Porn, a documentary by New York photographer Robbie Cooper, 22-year-old Lindsay sees the act as empowering to women. “Even if she has eight dicks on her face, she’s still the queen of those eight dicks,” she says. “I definitely like come on the face.”
So I pop in Modern Warfare 2. I start the tutorial section and they tell me to crouch and shoot to gain more accuracy etc etc… I do so and it freezes. I reset and try again… it freezes again. At this point I start to accept that the inevitable was occurring. Then it happened… the dreaded red ring of death.
I cursed the heavens realizing that not only would I have to wait to play Modern Warfare, but Left4Dead would also be released next week. There was never any doubt in my mind that I would experience a Red Ring at such a time but not like this… not like this.
I was going to send it right out in anger, but during my morning commute I had another one of those ‘train ride ideas that make no sense’ that Im known for. I figured since MS was paying for shipping on this thing I may as well have fun with it and suck up at the same time. This “Kool Aid and Oatmeal” marketing package could very well be the first of many.
But this one served a very basic purpose. HDMI please.
PLEEEEEEEAAASSEEEEE!@!@!?!??//!?!1212/! I feel like Im stuck in the stone-age over here.
But at the same time I cant help but wonder how long it took to teach all these people the electric slide. I picture some sort of 3 week training program.
