This book will change your life (Part 1, Day 1)

A few things:

1. I’m not the first person to do this.
2. I won’t be the last.
3. But I aim to be the most entertaining.
4. I was gonna do the this book will change your life, again sequel but it didn’t seem as “fun”.

Yesterday while walking down the street, I saw out of the corner of my eye a mighty wallet. For those that are unaware, a might wallet is a kickass wallet made out of paper. It’s also “green” I guess but that’s not why I own one. I own it because it looks cool and it affords me the opportunity to…

I’ve never used the term “affords me”… am I using that correctly?

it affords me the opportunity to say to people “my wallet is made out of paper… jealous?… yooou’re jealous”. I’ve done this three times since Sunday afternoon. Anyways, while browsing the store, I came across a book entitled “This book will change your life”. I picked it up and skimmed. At first I was all “this is stupid” and put it down. I then picked up another book about what your poop is telling you.

A word about this book: I don’t really think it achieves the goal that it should. This is a pick up and read book but it didn’t have enough pictures and it wasn’t descriptive enough. I found it difficult to figure out which chapter I should be reading and what type of crap they were referencing. So all in all it was too challenging to follow. The book fails.

So I found myself drifting back to the life changing book and realized that this COULD actually be fun. So naturally I’m doing it. It affords me the opportunity to be more consistent with my content, which Jenna recently brought, up and also it affords me the opportunity to do the one thing I’ve always wanted to do. Blog about my life to strangers on the internet. I won’t be covering every day because some days are just less interesting than others but I do plan on sticking with this… probably… I don’t know. I have to do it for a year… yea we’ll see.

With that said:

DAY ONE

As this is your first day, you should warm up with an easy task that will only change your life a little bit

From the list, I chose Leave work five minutes early. This actually ended up working out. Somehow, this allowed me to catch a rather perfect string of trains that got me home at 7:52 rather than 8:23. So I got a few extra minutes of doing nothing at home. Already this book is paying off.

Also, as I’m currently writing this blog completely naked so I consider another item on the list Perform a strip tease (in private) indirectly completed. Not life altering… it’s just fucking hot in here is all.

I’m sorry you just had to picture me naked. I’m sorry I’m not sorry.