At some point in every mans life, they come to the realization that their ass isnt as beautiful as it could be. He wonders what he could do, what methods he can take, how and when to take said actions etc etc. The answer takes a while to stumble upon, but only because its so obvious and easily overlooked.
“I’ll shave my asshole”
What better way to solve the problem than to get rid of those unsightly hairs plaguing the area around me anus right?
WRONG
There are a couple of things wrong with this line of thinking. A couple of things that no man would know unless another man who went through
the displeasure
tells him of
the displeasure
First thing you’ll immediately notice after shaving your ass is that the hair is DEFINITELY there for a reason. Its basically to maintain some sort of texture and friction. Without it…without it…you’ll soon realize that while your ass is now smooth, its actually too smooth. WAY too smooth. You’ll walk around feeling as if there are two wet banana peels lodged in your ass. But thats not the worst part…
When the hair starts growing back…and it will…thats when the true displeasure starts. Constant prickly sensations haunting your every step and turn. Sitting down will become impossible. Wiping? Dont even think about it.
No man should ever have to go through such a thing but I almost feel its necessary. Its a life lesson. Similar to contracting an STD. If you dont have one, then you’ll never feel as if youre doing “wrong”*.
This is almost the male version of high heels except far more painful and a bit more soggy.
“This is indeed the price of vanity…how does it taste”
* I dont have one…just sayin is all.
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