I swear there’s no better way to say “I can’t find a man” than to put that youre married to your best [girl] friend on facebook.
This is becoming a rather widespread trend and Im a bit tired of seeing it. So much that Id consider going back and tearing apart the very fabric of time in my effort to stop it. Nevertheless, it DOES have its benefits
more on that later…
I guess the motivation of such an act is to say “Hey look it, me and my bff are oh soooo close, seriously, that we are like in love and like wanna be like married on facebook. Guys stay away we dont need you”. But all I see is “There have been roughly 5 guys in a row that have been ‘not that into me’ so Im gonna force my friend to say shes married to me.”
Thats.about.it.
And I always find myself feeling sorry for the unsuspecting friend who would have never even thought to do this but signed into facebook one day and saw the proposal.
I see her looking at the invite
sighing
and clicking yes just so her unwanted friend wont kill herself.
*despite the fact that said friend would probably be better off*
But, the implementation of such things is making it easier and easier to weed out the crap. We used to have to “gauge”. First impression on the first date, how good was the conversation, was she interesting, did she wear deodorant, did she put out on the first date (instant red flag … a sexy one but a red flag nonetheless).
Not anymore.
Friend : Hey dude what happened with whats her face?
Me : Couldnt deal with her
Friend : Why?
Me : She was pretending to be a dike on facebook
Indeed…
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