Every once in a while, I get bored and decide to browse the bowels of myspace and the internets at large. This is generally to make sure that the world is still spinning the way I want it.
But 9.9 out of 10 times I’ll come across some chick who has some blog complaining about the guys that are sending her messages, showering her with compliments and general admiration of her pictures.
COMPLAINING!!!
Yea so why exactly are you complaining? Are you serious or are you just saying that to grab more attention? And this is the very same girl that would hard-boil her mans balls if he didnt notice that subtle red streak she put in her hair.
I think all men should come together and start pointing out the flaws of every woman they see. Try it. They damn sure dont like being complimented because they do nothing but complain about it.
Man: Nice tits!
Woman: Asshole!
Man: WTF?!?!?!?!?!?
So every man that reads this blog, do this to the very next woman you see. Stop her dead in her tracks … look deep into her eyes … smile … tilt your head slightly to the left to show a complete sense of awe … squint and say:
“….did you know your face sucks?”
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