There was a time when I liked the whole dance numb…
…theyre making another Alvin and the Chipmunks movie?…
There was a time when I liked the whole “surprise dance number at our wedding” thing. I thought the first couple to do this were pioneers. They created a craze that I could get behind. Who doesnt want to watch a choreographed dance number during a wedding reception? But then society asked me “WHO WANTS TO WATCH IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN” and I got sick of it. Then some writer on the office started a conversation with “hey guys I saw this FUNNY thing on youtube” and thus began the hammering of the final nail.
So I guess everyone agreed with me and decided to try something new. And this is the best we could come up with:
Fuuuuck ooooooff.
During the peak of this craze, which lasted 5 seconds, people were saying “youre gonna do this arent you” and “what are you gonna dance to I know youre doing this”. I was shocked. I was shocked and kind of disgusted that people assumed I would do what was expected of me. I know EXACTLY what Im doing at my wedding and it aint that.
During our first dance, I’ll step on my wifes shoes by mistake. She’ll get mad and smack me. I’ll grab her and shake her a bit. Then we begin our 5 minute choreographed fight throwing each other through tables and other conveniently placed fake furniture. Everyone will watch this Matrix style battle in awe thinking about how wonderful it is that we found each other.
Realistically Im not gonna do this. There is too much room for error but at the very least Im going to bring it up to any girl I even consider marrying. If she even considers it seriously I’ll propose then and there.
If I get a strange look I’ll reconsider.
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