I believe everyone in this world needs 3 things:
1) A shovel buddy
2) A friend that can keep a secret
3) A bucket list
Everything else is just a bunch of convenient time killers. 1 and 2 basically go hand in hand. If you are unaware of what a shovel buddy is, its a close friend you have where in the event you die unexpectedly, they are tasked with getting rid of anything in your room that anyone would consider “questionable”.
My shovel buddy would basically be clearing my browsing history. And getting rid of the stuff in the drawer to my right. And burning the… this could go one forever.
The Bucketlist stands on its own. With all of the “Man I wanna”s I hear in casual conversation, I never understood why more people dont have one. With that said… here is mine:
1 ) Sky Dive (FINALLY)
2 ) Pitch a tv show
3 ) Go to Egypt
4 ) Go to Japan
5 ) Give Nick Cannon the most intense stare down hes ever experienced
6 ) Make a sex video with a celebrity
7 ) Crash a wedding (or two or three)
8 ) Successfully pull off an elaborate heist
9 ) Shake the hand of the President and coax them into a thumb wrestling match (whoever it may be at the time)
10 ) Meet Meg Ryan (my love)
11 ) Beat a Guinness world record
12 ) Convince someone I can travel through time
13 ) Complete one of those things where you run up and down every set of stairs in a stadium (I thought this was called a “tour de sad” but I was wrong)
14 ) Eat a double bypass burger
15 ) Start a ridiculous trend
16 ) Learn to play the guitar
17 ) Go an entire week without telling a lie
18 ) Risk my life willingly (This one will take me a while Im sure)
This list will surely grow and yes… much of it is unrealistic but shit’s gonna get done. #12 and #15 will start immediately. More on #15 soon. That one is gonna be fun. Fun as balls.
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